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"A picture's worth a thousand words..."
Alas, there are no photos in the books... but if you're interested, this is some of the people and places from the books.
The lovely Scarlett Jezebel of Naked Girls Reading did a naked reading of my book on stage in Tasmania as part of their Crime & Punishment season.
A Sheriffs department in Canada starting off their day with a briefing about Police, Arrests & Suspects
From Police, Crime & 999 - if you put your thumb over Paul Simon's face, it looks like Garfunkel has a Cossack style moustache
From Police, Lies & Alibis - Sgt Marrow ...the best Sgt I've had.
From Police, Lies & Alibis - How the incident was reported in the local press, after we saved a family of 7 on Christmas Eve from a house fire.
Barney - my black labrador - who features in all three books, but stars in Shakespeare My Butt!
John and Barney - Police, Crime & 999
It's crossed over the pond...Judge Hall from Tennessee presenting copies of the book to his favourite officers
Tennessee Police Chief Larry Goodwin with Police, Crime & 999
Shakespeare My Butt!
The Marsupial Elvis - a Thylacine - that started the whole adventure off
Soldier X - the military years
Whilst Barney was slowly indoctrinated into behaving via my patented 'TEN COMMANDMENTS OF DOG', other less open-minded dogs tried to sabotage the whole process.
Some of the places on 'The Place Odyssey' include such places as TWATT
WETWANG (twinned with Twatt)
SHITTER (plus Barney the other shitter)
PITY ME (See what I did there? I'm looking sad and pitiful. Awww, forget it)
GOBBLER'S KNOB (No, I don't know who she is. She just waits around looking hopeful)
CRACKPOT (complete with Barney poking out his tongue and Barry the mask)
...and of course ...NO PLACE
Me and the bloke from the Cure?
Me and Claire. A post mantlepiecing moment.
I said it didn't exist ...but they found it and proved me wrong! Curse them!
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