POLICE, ARRESTS & SUSPECTS
Am I the best cop to ever patrol the streets?... No.
But do I come to work each day determined to do my best and give 100% to every incident I attended?... Also no.
What I do though is note down all the awkward, funny, unusual and bizzare jobs I go to...
FACT is stranger than FICTION
Who’s afraid of the Ginger Bread Man?
Why do police like big busts?
How can a priest assist in a violent robbery?
When does Hitler figure in police negotiations?
Why can making mashed potato get you arrested?
When do police deploy the banana phone?
What happens when you die if CSI don't like you?
WARNING: Contains Humour & Traces of Nuts!
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