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POLICE, CRIME & 999

Police, Crime & 999

Am I the best cop to ever patrol the streets?... No.

But do I come to work each day determined to do my best and give 100% to every incident I attended?... Also no.

What I do though is note down all the awkward, funny, unusual and bizzare jobs I go to...

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What bizarre 999 calls are made to the emergency services?

Why can wearing two pairs of socks make you a suspect?

Which Royal arrest never made the headlines?

Where was the Abominable Snowman found guilty of gross public indecency?

Why do some women offer to take their knickers down when police knock on their door?

What covert sign do police make when they no longer wish to talk to you?

What is the link between police and vampires?

WARNING: Contains Humour & Traces of Nuts!

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