SHAKESPEARE MY BUTT!
The irreverent story of life before the police. (and no...it's not about Shakespeare!) Military Service, Barney the dog, an odyssey around the bizarre named places in Britain...and more...lots more!
Before joining the police there was military service in the Royal Navy and the Army ...and the wilderness years.
This is the tale of biscuits brown, playing Moses to the dog world with ‘The Ten Commandments of Dog’, taking up the noble sport of mantlepiecing, an odyssey around the strange named places in Britain (No Place, Wetwang, Pity Me, Twatt etc), shootings ...and humiliating ants.
Bill Bryson on Magic Mushrooms The Northern Echo
This is one of those embarrasing books that makes you laugh out loud The Review Centre
An addictive read full of belly laughs Living magazine
A moreish book ...with a cult vibe North East Life
Pure Gold Stephen Stanley
The funniest book I have read Toby Young